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writens:

Hey man, I’m just trying to keep this friendship alive and you’re kinda not cooperating with me lol

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable

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prince-lovely:

okay, but I’m not the only one who thought of this, right?

milthanks:

i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time

unclefather:

dogpuppy:

For $110 you can get a shirt with potatoes on it

Life hack: Get a $5 white t shirt and glue real potatoes to it. It’s cheaper. 

twerk-like-dirk:

the-winchester-initiative:

deweydrops:

unscrupulousneckpunch:

buymyshirtsyo:

tastefullyoffensive:

How chicks put on lipstick [via]

I cant stop seeing the beaks as mouths so all of them are just
D:

I THOUGHT THESE WERE GRAPES

why would grapes need to put on lipstick?

to feel beautiful

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

I FUCKING LOVE MY NEW LAMP FUCK YES

squigglydigg:

dog out of water.  solution: eat other dog

nyemini:

okay so i ordered this amazing piece of amazingness (the yellow one) and it just came in the mail and i knew i had to built it myself but im kinda panicking right now

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okay so the first piece is a success

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but just when i regained my confidence… wiring. yeah this will take while.

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Yaaaas i did good you guys have no idea how smart i feel right now i feel like i can take on the world

So piecing those frame things together was a bitch but i finished it and behold the final product: 

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okay so i ordered this amazing piece of amazingness (the yellow one) and it just came in the mail and i knew i had to built it myself but im kinda panicking right now

image

okay so the first piece is a success

image

but just when i regained my confidence… wiring. yeah this will take while.

image

Yaaaas i did good you guys have no idea how smart i feel right now i feel like i can take on the world

So piecing those frame things together was a bitch but i finished it and behold the final product: 

dylandudicle:

a facebook picture of a screenshot of tumblr of a tweet that was originally a tumblr post

denchgang:

amoyed:

hey where my baes at

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denchgang:

amoyed:

baes, not bees

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