Neko

hello there im charlotte from dutchland (◕‿◕✿) -19-

i post pretty much everything. i usually dont post nsfw stuff, but if i do i make sure its tagged. my ask thingie is always open!
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slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

  • House phone: *rings*
  • Me: nah

vinegod:

How your mom knows your looking at porn. by Josh Peck

Anonymous asked: Can you please tag your horror? I wouldn't say its really a trigger for me but it makes me really uncomfortable and hard to sleep at night cuz I tend to get paranoid. Anything relating to a show or something (ex: the show supernatural) is fine but it's like "real life" supernatural stuff that freaks me out a lot.

sure, no problem! ill just tag it as horror, but if you would like more or another tag you just have to say the magic word(s). im really sorry if my posts made you uncomfortable!

vinebox:

That one friend that be goin too far listening to music

lumos5001:

POTTERHEADS WE HAVE A RELEASE DATE!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! WE HAVE A RELEASE DATE!!! [x]

sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

eggwitch:

bunnyfood:

Boing, boing, boing

is that a fucking toucan

sashayed:

silvermoon424:

poppypicklesticks:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

james-winston:

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhinoTitanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

I’m so glad they aren’t around

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

Praise natural selection

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

perchu:

eating in class when ur not supposed to

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lokconfession:

Spread the word! We want to save this great show from being taken off television air and get it the respect it deserves!

If it does not air at this time where you are, be sure to use the hastag at this time anyway! We want it to be trending around the world!

kldzbop:

kldzbop:

somebody give me a pep talk

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