Neko

hello there im charlotte from dutchland (◕‿◕✿) -19-

i post pretty much everything. i usually dont post nsfw stuff, but if i do i make sure its tagged. my ask thingie is always open!
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strigays:

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds

gODDAMNIT this post always getS TINY FUCKING BURSTS OF notes when will the carnage stop

orphanblacktheories:

this is a real tweet from an official canadian account

I hate my friends

noo-interruption:

lokis-army-at-221b:

wingsofjusice:

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

WHAT DID HE SAY

THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

the-vashta-nerada:

it’s cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family

It only costs $0.00 to keep it real

vinegod:

HOW TO MAKE BEYONCÉ GIGGLE 😁✌️ by JEROME JARRE

cynicalslut666:

IM DEAD

bestnatesmithever:

marquitawontstoptalking:

vinebox:

shouldnt:

Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

I think your aunt just won life

She was trying to hit that Elaine Dance. 

fucking gold

potatopie100:

ultrafacts:

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This should just be like a free handout in school or at bars or something like that. Everyone should have this. Rape and other dangerous attacks can be avoided by just dipping your finger into a glass.

saferincages:

shoutout to everyone who puts up with my insanely varied interests (◡‿◡✿)

shoutout to the followers who have never spoken to me but stay (✿◠‿◠)

shoutout to the people I talk to every day and often rant to emotionally (◕‿◕✿)

shoutout to the people who I sometimes go weeks without talking to but then can message out of the blue and still adore just as much (☺‿☺)

shoutout to you (♥‿♥)

you’re wonderful

generalbooty:

u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u

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tahthetrickster:

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i cant believe this