i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds
gODDAMNIT this post always getS TINY FUCKING BURSTS OF notes when will the carnage stop
this is a real tweet from an official canadian account
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
but what did your driving instructor say
WHAT DID HE SAY
THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER
152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.
cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way
THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE
it’s cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family
Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED
I think your aunt just won life
She was trying to hit that Elaine Dance.
This should just be like a free handout in school or at bars or something like that. Everyone should have this. Rape and other dangerous attacks can be avoided by just dipping your finger into a glass.
shoutout to everyone who puts up with my insanely varied interests (◡‿◡✿)
shoutout to the followers who have never spoken to me but stay (✿◠‿◠)
shoutout to the people I talk to every day and often rant to emotionally (◕‿◕✿)
shoutout to the people who I sometimes go weeks without talking to but then can message out of the blue and still adore just as much (✿☺‿☺)
shoutout to you (♥‿♥)
u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u
i cant believe this